Last night... I'm standing in line for fast food when some guy - clearly ignoring or overlooking the 2 BIG FAT RINGS on my left hand - walks up to me with the lamest line imaginable: "I like your makeup." Then he proceeds to try to guess my age (always a bad idea) starting with.... 42!
I guess the shocked look on my face as I wondered 'What's taking so long for my order?!'.... sent him guessing in the other direction:
"Uh... I mean... 38? 39?" He tells me it was the makeup that made him guess high. What, 20-somethings don't wear makeup these days?
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